Top Ten Curt Eggers Facts

As written by one of my Train-This Teammates, in honor of Curt's Ironman next week!

THE TOP TEN CURT EGGERS FACTS:

01 Curt Eggers' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

02 Curt Eggers counted to infinity - twice.

03 Curt Eggers does not race because the word racing infers the probability of failure. Curt Eggers goes winning.

04 If you can see Curt Eggers, he can see you. If you can't see Curt Eggers you are only seconds away from being passed.

05 Curt Eggers sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled triathlon speed. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Curt roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

06 When the Boogeyman and (insert competitor name here) go to sleep every night they check their closet for Curt Eggers.

07 Curt Eggers built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Curt met all three bullets with his rock-hard abs, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

08 Curt Eggers has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

09 They once made a Curt Eggers toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh** from anybody.

10 A blind man once stepped on Curt Eggers' shoe. Curt replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Curt Eggers, national champion!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Curt Eggers' massive leg.